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crunchwrapmistress:

ok i feel this dinosaur lady bc this has happened to me in interviews before

American Horror Story: Freak Show

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

polutropeli:

If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

bevoluna:

It is known.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing